youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

(via zackisontumblr)


studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via honorary-witch)


thankyoulordforhenrycavill:

gotta love that smile :)



*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(via zackisontumblr)


egberts:

did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs

(via zackisontumblr)


cradily:

i dont just take naps i accidentally hibernate

(via zackisontumblr)


thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


urinatings:

if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it

(via your-username-is-taken)


so-humorous:

One migration

so-humorous:

One migration

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


imaginehenrycavill:

voljinsthighs:

henrycavillbeinguncomfortable:

TRUE FACTS THOUGH

Fucking adorable.


simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

(via zackisontumblr)


heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

(via zackisontumblr)


ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via decaywithimprecision)


smackable:

I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE WALK THEIR DOGS WITHOUT LEASHES LIKE THAT DOG JUST LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL TROT HAPPILY 5 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU AND WON’T RUN AWAY EVEN WHEN THEY SEE THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MORE EXCITING BECAUSE THEY ARE SO LOYAL AND ITS SO CUTE 

(via honorary-witch)