ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

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problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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-eliesaab:

Elie Saab Haute Couture S/S 2014.

-eliesaab:

Elie Saab Haute Couture S/S 2014.

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

staircasespirits:

theamericankid:

“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.

for anyone who says only cats are little shits

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megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

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sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

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lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

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