humansofnewyork:

"I knew you’d stop me one day."

humansofnewyork:

"I knew you’d stop me one day."

(via decaywithimprecision)


accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(via zackisontumblr)


humansofnewyork:

"I’ve done nothing horrible. And nothing heroic."

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve done nothing horrible. And nothing heroic."

(via your-username-is-taken)


lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD




noobtheloser:

I think I’ve out-done the corgi comic in terms of my most elaborate premise. I made this when I was REALLY tired. 

Bonus:

I do a lot of these. | So do other people.

Facebook | Twitter | Reddit

(via your-username-is-taken)


sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via runningfromneverland)



kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

(via lindsaylohoean)



chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via zackisontumblr)


queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


trans-carlos:

thefreaksfreak:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

image

I wouldn’t have a fucking fridge if my apartment didn’t come with one. Notice how those fucking pricks put the word poor in quotation marks.

"POOR"

This makes me so fucking mad.

"97% of poor households have beds!! and 100% of them have roofs!!!"

(via honorary-witch)